Meme: Personal SGA Fanon
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panisdead asked, and who could deny her anything? (Ten more later.)
1. At age five, Rodney painstakingly searched the telephone book, proceeded to call an adoption agency, and tried to sign up Jeannie.
His parents never even noticed.
2. By the time she was ten, Teyla had beaten up 62.3% of the children in her age bracket. (And if you think "fair and noble sparring," think again.)
Sometimes, these days, she thinks Atlantis isn't so different; but of course, she is: in control of her temper, now.
3. Elizabeth got a double major -- Political Science and Peace & Conflict Studies -- at Berkeley and went to grad school at Columbia. At first, she'd considered law as to be best-armed in the international arena, but that long hot summer after finishing college, an old school friend already studying law was quietly hushed into a really very nice private clinic, her uncle, an attorney in Boston, was found dead over a case file, his pride-and-joy 1879 hunting rifle still by his temple, and that most inspiring NGO lawyer she'd originally met during an anti-landmine convention in San Francisco was jailed for embezzlement.
After that, she rather went for a doctorate focusing on diplomatic relations and negotiation.
4. Sometimes, Ronon misses his home -- all it was, everything it was -- more than he misses Melena (although he'd been living with her for a while when he joined Kell and his men). Sometimes, he feels guilty about that. Sometimes, he thinks of telling somebody. Maybe Teyla, because she would understand the loss, the bitter-sweetness of looking back. Or John, because John deserves to hear more, has been fighting so hard himself to start talking. Or Rodney -- not because he'd actually understand but because for once, for Ronon, he'd want to.
5. The nightmares stopped only after those last words Colonel Everett had said to John really sunk in.
6. Despite a Kinsey rating between 2 and 3, John hasn't had any sex with guys, but he would have if he hadn't chosen the military early on. And if he were more interested in sex. And if he weren't so good at disregarding what he doesn't want to take into regard...oh, okay, so maybe he wouldn't have.
But now. There's Rodney.
7. Rodney actually skews straighter than John. He is, however, pretty sexually accepting of a) v. smart people, b) v. pretty people, and c) v. cool people. (You can see where this is going, or might be going once Rodney realises his that he could easily subtract the "man" part of his mancrush on John.)
8. [Not really a corollary to 7; more of a Blowjobs Are Blowjobs, and Can We Please Focus On What's Essential To Get Me To Sweden Sometime Soon?]: At 04:41am in Laboratory 3.04, Rodney got a blowjob from Frank Hathaway, his lab partner...but since at 4:51am, the supercomputer they were besieging was finished with his calculations, Rodney's memories of that one and only time have always been vastly overshadowed by the utter and complete triumph of finishing with dazzling success his wave-particle duality project.
9. There's one gate puzzle that Rodney has never solved. It's no comfort to him that the combined efforts of a legion of computer scientists, neurologists, and linguists haven't figured the automatic language translator in the stargates out, either. It is, however, low on his priority list, as it's pretty much the one system where "failure" doesn't spell "automatic catastrophe with lethal outcome" but merely "very undignified pointing and pantomiming with chuckling natives."
10. Until they were driven chose to locate to the mainland, the Athosians spent a significant portion of their time with the Earthers being either amused or vaguely disturbed; despite what the expedition members thought, "amazed" only entered the equation when particularly wonderful works of the Ancients were discovered. Their own cities and war machinery had been crushed to dust by the Wraith centuries ago, true, but everyday Ancient feats of technology have been well-known to the Athosians for thousands and thousands of years.
MC!SHIPPER! BONUS: Know when you find stories that suit your John and Rodney well? These are just recent examples off the top of my head; if you're interested in more, I can keep them coming:
ad 6 (John) Input by resonant8 & A Brief Layover by cottontail
ad 7. (Rodney) Invite First by scribblinlenore
NOTE: These are not necessarily John and Rodney as I write them (but you know that *g*).
I am foregoing my nightly exercises for this, y'all. Plz send the good drugs.
ETA: And because it's time for sharing the idea y'all are not COMPLETELY incompetent -- well, not always -- I could not resist the The Rodney McKay Backhanded Compliments Meme.
ETA too: Join? I already did because it gives me warm and fuzzy feelings: ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif)
fandom_counts. (Snagged from stultiloquentia, seen everywhere.)
